20 funny bible verses To Remember

20 funny bible verses To Remember
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Many Christians are familiarized with the many Bible verses that are highlighted at Sunday Mass. There is more to the Bible than you might think. Here are some of the most bizarre Bible verses that have ever been translated.

20 funny bible verses To Remember

Mark 14:51-52
“A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked.”

Proverbs 27:15-16
“A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.”

Proverbs 31:6
“As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.”

Isaiah 36:12
“But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?”

Proverbs 31:6
“Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.”

Proverbs 26:11
“Gray is a crown of splendor: it is attained by a righteous life.”

Genesis 25:30
“He said to Jacob, Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I’m exhausted.”


Galatians 5:12
“I wish those who unsettle you would castrate themselves!”

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Leviticus 20:15
“If a man has sex with an animal, he must be put to death, and the animal must be killed.”

Proverbs 27:14
“If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.”

Job 13:5
“If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.”

Proverbs 21:19
“It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.”

Deuteronomy 23:1
“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the LORD.”

Proverbs 29:20
“There is more hope for a fool than for someone who speaks without thinking.”

Exodus 23:19
“Thou shalt not boil a kid in its mother’s milk.”

Revelations 8:1
“When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour.”

Ezekiel 23:19-20
“Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”

Leviticus 26:29
“You shall eat the flesh of your sons, and you shall eat the flesh of your daughters.”

Deuteronomy 14:21
“You shall not eat anything which dies of itself. You may give it to the alien who is in your town, so that he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner, for you are a holy people to the LORD your God. You shall not boil a young goat in its mother’s milk.”